the little things

It's things like this that make paying bills a little easier.









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Methods of Seduction (the game)

The other day my friends and I were talking about seducing men and I jokingly shot down my friend's suggestion of lingerie and alcohol.

"Are you kidding?" I said. "That sounds like a Cosmo tip or what a men's magazine tells you to do." So, being the coward that I am, I came up with 3 easy seduction methods for the guy or girl that doesn't want to put it all out there (literally and figuratively).

We'll start with the basic and graduate to the more advanced.


1) The Tickle Fight

There has never been a tickle fight in the history of tickle fights that did not end in nakedness.* Here's what you do. You start tickling your love interest (LI) and then move away. If LI try to tickle you back, you know that LI is into it. You then tell him or her that you are not ticklish, which will prompt the adventurous to prove you wrong and find a spot where you ARE ticklish. This promotes touching and maybe some light wrestling as you try to get away or tickle LI back. BOOM. Nakedness just happens.

2) The Nap

*Yawn* I'm tired. Oh look at that, I'm in your bed. Sexily reclining. LI will join. And if not, take a nap, why not? We can all use naps.

3) The Massage

Massage is pretty much universal code for "I want to have sex with you."** LI will get it. Ask for a massage. Offer to give one. Either way, there will be touching. If you give a massage, make sure you hit the lower back, maybe below the waistband of clothing. If you are receiving a massage, give some positive reinforcement like, "That feels good," so the massager knows that it is okay to commence with the nakedness.


That is all, friends.






*This is probably not true.
**Sex or sexual activities- choose your level

Ulta FAIL

I went to ULTA today to get the College Day discount. Turns out it only applies to ULTA products and not the entire purchase. I bought some eyeliners, a teasing comb and this nail polish that I LOVE. They gave me a tote bag and two editions of InStyle, so I guess that's not too bad for $18. I'm still a little bitter though since I came in ONLY for the discount.

Orly "Mirror, Mirror"



It comes with a little mirror charm. How cute is that?

Lace braid with a side part:



I really like the way this turned out. The make up is simple. I'm wearing CG Outlast foundation which has a really white cast in pictures. Still trying to find a good drug store foundation for everyday.

Typical everyday look-- flat-ironed hair and brown shadow.

This was a shirt. I like it better as a dress.




Outfit in action:



Soooo I keep forgetting that I'm trying to lose weight and inhale everything in sight. I actually GAINED last weekend, but I will try to do better. I'll post some pictures on the blog just keep myself motivated.

A just because picture:

Hair extensions video

So I made another video--a little long, camera quality is still shitty. I hope to get better. These things are hard.

Note the crazy hour. I stayed up to do this after I got home at 3. In retrospect, that was a poor choice.

first video?

I wanted to save these vmails from M. I'm going to call them "crap vmail from dude" like Jezebel.com's "crap email from a dude." I've gotten a mess of them and never saved them! Anyhoooo, I don't know how long they'll be up, since I'm worried he'll find them.