work stories

I've been getting these phone calls from what sounds like a homeless and crazy lady. She complains that there is a ghost inhabiting her body. She wants a restraining order for the ghost or for the ghost to pay some kind of rent for possessing her body. She never leaves a return number but she LOVES leaving messages. I had 80 from over the weekend. I had 10 yesterday and 8 this morning. Her voice is raspy and creepy, something you would hear in a scary movie. This morning, the other interns gathered around my desk and listened in horror. They suggested that I don't check voicemails until later in the day. Sounds like a good idea.

bulletproof fast food

It's my first week at work. We've been going to meetings all day long. I fielded a couple of calls. I had to delete 80 messages from what sounded like a crazy homeless lady. And the clencher? Today, I went to a KFC with bulletproof windows.