K: I got hit by a pigeon today.
A: Omg, in your car??
K: No, I was just walking and this pigeon was about to take off. As it was gaining elevation, it smacked into my 6'2 head. [pause] Hey if you're going to continue laughing at me, I'm gonna go to bed.
A: Did it hurt?
K: No, but it was smelly.
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