the bum who hated crackers

This bum came up to Yves and me while we were sitting at an outdoor cafe in New York City and asked for some food. He claimed he was hungry. We told him we didn't have cash and Yves offered him her crackers. He was so offended and told us, "I don't want no crackers. I'm going to choke on those damn crackers." He sputtered and gestured and I told him to, "Calm the fuck down." He then told me to suck his dick and walked away.