Columbus Day

Jared: Do you think if I invade somewhere, bring some diseases and what not, and steal things that I can have my own day?

me: You can MAKE them celebrate you. Everyday would be Jared day, but no one gets the day off.

Jared: Yeah, fuck that. They have to tend to the fields.

me: Were indigenous people just too chill? Were they thinking, whatev, we've got all this land. There's not that many of them. Oh shit, more people are coming. *cough cough* Damn it.

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I have a healthy imagination when it comes to history.