me: You can MAKE them celebrate you. Everyday would be Jared day, but no one gets the day off.
Jared: Yeah, fuck that. They have to tend to the fields.
me: Were indigenous people just too chill? Were they thinking, whatev, we've got all this land. There's not that many of them. Oh shit, more people are coming. *cough cough* Damn it.
I have a healthy imagination when it comes to history.