Thursday, October 8, 2009

Methods of Seduction (the game)

The other day my friends and I were talking about seducing men and I jokingly shot down my friend's suggestion of lingerie and alcohol.

"Are you kidding?" I said. "That sounds like a Cosmo tip or what a men's magazine tells you to do." So, being the coward that I am, I came up with 3 easy seduction methods for the guy or girl that doesn't want to put it all out there (literally and figuratively).

We'll start with the basic and graduate to the more advanced.

1) The Tickle Fight

There has never been a tickle fight in the history of tickle fights that did not end in nakedness.* Here's what you do. You start tickling your love interest (LI) and then move away. If LI try to tickle you back, you know that LI is into it. You then tell him or her that you are not ticklish, which will prompt the adventurous to prove you wrong and find a spot where you ARE ticklish. This promotes touching and maybe some light wrestling as you try to get away or tickle LI back. BOOM. Nakedness just happens.

2) The Nap

*Yawn* I'm tired. Oh look at that, I'm in your bed. Sexily reclining. LI will join. And if not, take a nap, why not? We can all use naps.

3) The Massage

Massage is pretty much universal code for "I want to have sex with you."** LI will get it. Ask for a massage. Offer to give one. Either way, there will be touching. If you give a massage, make sure you hit the lower back, maybe below the waistband of clothing. If you are receiving a massage, give some positive reinforcement like, "That feels good," so the massager knows that it is okay to commence with the nakedness.

That is all, friends.

*This is probably not true.
**Sex or sexual activities- choose your level


  1. I approve of this message. I plan on quoting you.

    ps: i hate word verification to post comments. i can never read it.

  2. HAHA. I like this list, although naked was used so many times, it started to make me feel uncomfortable.