No touching!

If you watch "Arrested Development," that's what my title alludes to.

I really, really don't like being touched by strangers at bars and/or clubs. Sometimes a guy will put his hand on my waist to say hello and it's NEVER the ones that are attractive or normal.

Friday night. Busby's East. Guy said hello to me. He was short, way chubby with long hair and glasses. I said hi back to be polite and he asked me my name. I said, "Anh." Since he couldn't hear me, he moved next to me, presumably so he can hear it better. Except he put his head on my shoulder? (Yes, he was that short.) What. No. I ran away.

Shortly after that incident, Steph and I went to look for her boyfriend, who conveniently made friends with three former Bruins. In order of attractiveness: 1) Hapa law boy, 2) Korean USC MBA, 3) the touchy optometry student. Korean USC and I had plenty to talk about since we're both Bruin-Trojans, and I chatted up Hapa law boy since he's a 1L and I remember all too vividly that nightmarish year.

Michi invited them all over to his apartment to play video games and on the walk back, I complained about aching feet. Korean MBA told me to hop on his back. While Korean MBA was giving me a piggie back ride, I tugged at my skirt to make sure I wasn't flashing the boys behind us and touchy optometrist "helped" by putting his hand up my skirt. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Michi had been carrying Steph the whole time and we switched off, with me on Michi's back and Steph walking. Then Michi then asked Steph for a piggie back ride and put me down.(Both Steph and Michi are literal twigs.) Surprisingly, Steph was able to carry Michi. Touchy optometrist decided to ask me for a piggie back ride and I repeatedly said no. He put both arms around me ANYWAY and I was like NO and walked faster. How annoying was that. Back at the apartment, I kept secluding myself in corners and Steph and I left the living room. Hapa came in to talk to us, which was cool, but I couldn't get over how annoying touchy optometrist was. I told Korean MBA via text later that his friend made me uncomfortable and he apologized. Ugh, if I see that guy again, I would give him a hard shove or a stiletto to the foot. NO TOUCHING.

the little things

It's things like this that make paying bills a little easier.









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Methods of Seduction (the game)

The other day my friends and I were talking about seducing men and I jokingly shot down my friend's suggestion of lingerie and alcohol.

"Are you kidding?" I said. "That sounds like a Cosmo tip or what a men's magazine tells you to do." So, being the coward that I am, I came up with 3 easy seduction methods for the guy or girl that doesn't want to put it all out there (literally and figuratively).

We'll start with the basic and graduate to the more advanced.


1) The Tickle Fight

There has never been a tickle fight in the history of tickle fights that did not end in nakedness.* Here's what you do. You start tickling your love interest (LI) and then move away. If LI try to tickle you back, you know that LI is into it. You then tell him or her that you are not ticklish, which will prompt the adventurous to prove you wrong and find a spot where you ARE ticklish. This promotes touching and maybe some light wrestling as you try to get away or tickle LI back. BOOM. Nakedness just happens.

2) The Nap

*Yawn* I'm tired. Oh look at that, I'm in your bed. Sexily reclining. LI will join. And if not, take a nap, why not? We can all use naps.

3) The Massage

Massage is pretty much universal code for "I want to have sex with you."** LI will get it. Ask for a massage. Offer to give one. Either way, there will be touching. If you give a massage, make sure you hit the lower back, maybe below the waistband of clothing. If you are receiving a massage, give some positive reinforcement like, "That feels good," so the massager knows that it is okay to commence with the nakedness.


That is all, friends.






*This is probably not true.
**Sex or sexual activities- choose your level

Ulta FAIL

I went to ULTA today to get the College Day discount. Turns out it only applies to ULTA products and not the entire purchase. I bought some eyeliners, a teasing comb and this nail polish that I LOVE. They gave me a tote bag and two editions of InStyle, so I guess that's not too bad for $18. I'm still a little bitter though since I came in ONLY for the discount.

Orly "Mirror, Mirror"



It comes with a little mirror charm. How cute is that?

Lace braid with a side part:



I really like the way this turned out. The make up is simple. I'm wearing CG Outlast foundation which has a really white cast in pictures. Still trying to find a good drug store foundation for everyday.

Typical everyday look-- flat-ironed hair and brown shadow.

This was a shirt. I like it better as a dress.




Outfit in action:



Soooo I keep forgetting that I'm trying to lose weight and inhale everything in sight. I actually GAINED last weekend, but I will try to do better. I'll post some pictures on the blog just keep myself motivated.

A just because picture:

Hair extensions video

So I made another video--a little long, camera quality is still shitty. I hope to get better. These things are hard.

Note the crazy hour. I stayed up to do this after I got home at 3. In retrospect, that was a poor choice.